I’m sitting right here
With a fresh-opened beer
My cat on the loo
No sign of a poo
What could be wrong?
Should I sing it a song?
You walk round and round
Like a blood-sniffing hound
You paw at the sand,
Please do something grand!
My fuzzy cute cat
Why have you not shat?
You kneed and you purr
And yet you demur
Who’s that at the door?
Oh no…not the floor!!
Haiku:
Cat on my toilet
Hesitates…Walks ‘round and ‘round
There’s poo on my floor.
Limerick:
There once were two cats in a bathroom
That's currently changed to a classroom.
With slightly less litter
Inside of the shitter,
Their pawing makes me use a vacuum.
That is just plain flat out awesome!
ReplyDeleteA toilet seat's a hard place to squat.
ReplyDeleteIt's much more comfy to be sat.
A human finds this rightful and good.
Life is harder if you're a cat.
A cat is programmed to poop and scratch,
the earth... or dirt, or litter.
To dump in water, and walk away
Is more natural to a sitter.
It might be easier for the cat
If the end result was to flush.
Instead, the poop goes on the rug,
and the cat scratches at the plush.
But still, we wait, though miles apart,
for news of dump successes.
Strive on, do not be faint of heart,
be cheerful through the messes.
And Oakley, Pilgrim, hang in please,
your Mommy loves you dearly.
So squat and do not deign to tease,
you get the program, clearly.
We all await more news of this,
We hope for better tidings.
We hope that when you take a piss,
it's on the pot, insidings!
I love you Kate!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove you too... and I like the limerick you added!
ReplyDeleteMy word recogition for approval of the above message was "Shatt"... no kidding! Wonder what this one will be!
ReplyDeleteOf poopy posts, there've been so few
ReplyDeleteYour west coast fans are wondering.
Oh, are they trained to squat and aim?
Or 'round the pot still wandering?
We wait in hope of triumphant post,
to hear they've successfully shat.
And that we'll never hear you boast:
There's more than one way to skin a cat!