News of the Day

Returning to my uncensored, unfiltered email glory days of 1998 (remember when Napster was free?), I return to you:   

NEWS OF THE DAY!

A selection of newsworthy and not-so-newsworthy articles collected by me.  Enjoy.

• Yo mama's so fat...she's gonna live forever!

• Wait...Puffins can fly??
  

• Pat Robertson is an ASS. 
  

• Fail nothin... Tattoo WIN!
  

• Canada loses her Beaver.
  

• Hershey still trying to buy Cadbury (nooooo!)
  

• Dexter (the tv killer) has cancer, and is in remission.
  

• For $15, you can check out naked girls reading.  No really.